They used to sell me on their wild ideas, and so I funded them all,When there was code to hack, or numbers to run, I was always out, out on a call.They used to tap me for their series B round, with warrants and options so high,Why should I be Googling jobs, not wearing black tie?
Once I built a hedge fund, made me rich, took my thirty percent.Once I built a hedge fund, now it's gone. Brother, is the wifi free?Once I got a mortgage, then one more, then a third. Hey, it's smarter than rent.Once I got a mortgage, now foreclosed. Brother, have you got free wifi?
Once in khaki pants, holed up on Sand Hill,We were the belles of the ball.Half a million bucks went into dot nil,I was the kid you would call.
Say, don't you remember, I called you Joe, it was Joe FTW!Say, don't you remember? You're not Joe? Wait, wait just let me in!
Once in khaki pants, holed up on Sand Hill,We were the belles of the ball.Half a million bucks went into dot nil,I was the kid you would call.
Say, don't you remember, I called you Joe, it was Joe FTW!Say, don't you remember? You're not Joe? Wait, wait just let me in!
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